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this dog was so cute and fluffy. the word fluffball comes to mind, for sure. this guy’s made for myspace if you want to use it on your profile. it’s cool if you post it on your blog too or anywhere for that matter. makes a good comment too… like “I can’t wait to see you!” or “I’m fluffy!” Just a little update, I saw this puppy recently and he is not nearly as fluffy… well, he may be as fluffy but his fluff-to-body ratio (his fluff/body index) is not what it used to be.

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i don’t have shit to say. this is a cute kitty picture and that’s about all there is to it. this poor kitty was sick when we took this picture. he didn’t feel too good, but he was better within about a week. so you’re free to post him on your myspace page for whatever demented purpose you might have in mind. peace out.

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understuffed.com hasn’t really come into its own yet. hell, i still don’t really know what this blog is going to be about! i know that i like cute pics like this one, and that people like to use them on their myspace pages, so that is what it’s all about right now. I feel that there are greater things for understuffed though. just don’t know what. if you have any bright ideas, shoot me an email and maybe i’ll make it happen. for now though, cute dogs, cute cats, kitties, puppies, flowers. You wouldn’t guess that a straight man was behind all this, but fuck, cats are cute, dogs are cute, flowers are pretty. I don’t care what kind of sexual organs I have or where I like to put my sexual organs. That doesn’t change the fact that kitties, dogs, and flowers kick some ass.

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i just think this flower couldn’t be any prettier. i love it. this picture is kind of funny to me… ok, it’s not funny, but there is a small story behind it… although it might not be the most interesting story of all time. Anyway, my girlfriend and I applied to rent this apartment, but the property manager was an asshole and didn’t even give us a fair chance at the thing. I could tell by the look in his eyes that he had no intention of letting us rent the apartment. but the bastard took our $15 fee (which was a lot to us at the time), and led us on for a week or so. I’m pretty sure he didn’t let us have the place because we weren’t married, we were young, etc. not good for property value. When you’re renting out an apartment you really want a 50 year old single woman. They’re the best. Not going to cause trouble. Not going to have loud music playing at all hours of the night. not going to bring in any rift-raft or drugs or anything else that might bring down the property value. so, anyway. needless to say we didn’t get the apartment. whatever. but we did get an apartment 3 blocks away (hell yeah). One day I was walking by that apartment that we didn’t get while on my my way to the beach (which is within a block of this place… god I wanted to live there) and I saw the asshole planting beautiful flowers outside the complex. Didn’t think much of it, but a month or two later I walked by and the flowers he had planted had really flourished and looked awesome. Anyway, this is one of those flowers. It kind of makes me feel better that I had to step into his flowerbed to take this picture. I could have destroyed his flowers, but I didn’t. I was nice, and gave respect. He did well with the flowerbed, and, in retrospect, if it were me trying to fill a vacancy in an apartment complex within one block of the pacific ocean, I wouldn’t let a couple of random 25 year-olds have it either. I’d give it to a nice 50 year-old. That’s my rant. Use this on your myspace page… it’s free for the taking. have fun. use drugs (if they’re prescribed by your doctor). Just say no to drugs. peace out.

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this kitty has penetrating eyes. what is he thinking? probably, what the fuck is that clicking thing you’re holding in my face. I don’t like you. but he’s really cute anyway. amanda did a great job of making kissing sounds so he wouldn’t run away. i think this kitty picture would be absolutely freaking great for someone who is like so emo and wants to show it on their myspace page because this cat looks emo to me. if not, there’s a dead bird picture on this site that might be what you’re looking for. shit, thanksgiving is tomorrow, and I got off work early! hell yeah bitches!! woo hooo!!

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We saw this super-duper cute little puppy dog and just had to take his picture. I love his black and white fur and his floppy ears. He was acting like he really loved us, as any good puppy should. As a side note, there were a bunch of women walking by for a breast cancer walk. They were all wearing pink and screaming about how they love hookers with boobs or something. It was insane. Totally felt like mardi gras… except that we were in san diego (ocean beach) and there wasn’t any alcohol. Also, the women weren’t flashing their tits, which is a key part of any legit mardi gras celebration. I can’t wait for mardi gras, let me tell you. Shit, it’s not even thanksgiving yet (much less Christmas or new years). I shouldn’t be thinking so much about mardi gras this soon. oh well. no matter. BTW, this puppy really wants you to take him with you back to your myspace layout or xanga page. Just curious, what’s better, myspace or xanga or facebook or… your own blog on blogspot or another domain? I personally like to have my own domain, but it’s easier to keep up with friends on myspace i think. i don’t know, just wondering what you guys thought on the subject. peace out.

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Smile. Be Happy. Love your friends. Love everybody, and when they’re being bitches, be like- dude, I want to talk about something. It upsets me a little when you say my sister is slutty because… I love my sister, and while it is true that she has had 3 boyfriends in 3 months, that doesn’t mean anything. It’s not like she had sex with all of them. Ok, maybe she did. Ok. Well maybe she is slightly slutty. But you say it like it’s a bad thing, and that hurts my feelings because I support her sluttyness. I’m not going to judge her until I’ve walked a mile in her shoes. And since that’s impossible and since I’m a guy, I’m just not going to judge her at all and I’m going to get pissed at you for being a bitch. Here, look at this damn happy smiley face mother f’er and stop talking about my sister.

See? This pic can solve conflicts. It can brighten up your day. It says, I’m happy, I’m ok with myself, I’m love life. I love spending time with you. It’s pure joy. Please feel free to use it anywhere you like, like on your myspace page or whatever. Maybe you have a happy myspace layout or something. Or maybe you’re just looking for a nice comment picture to leave on a friend’s profile. This smiley face is for you. Plus, you can’t tell if it’s a happy little man or if it’s a smiling woman. Simply impossible to tell. Holy crap I have to pee.

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This little kitty kitty lives in my apartment complex. Look at her! OMG. I think it’s the cutest little kitty ever. She’s not… umm.. the most beautiful creature in the world. But that’s ok. She’s so ugly she’s cute. If she were mine I would dress her up in some kind girly outfit and take a picture of her for my myspace profile. Maybe not something girly. I don’t know. She would look nice in a sweater too. Or maybe a hello kitty t-shirt. ok, that would be just wrong. I would never do that to my own cat. ok, I would. Anything for a clever myspace picture, right?

So let me give you some background on this cat. She lives 2 doors down from me, she sits on the window all the time. I say hello to her everytime I pass her, but she rarely pays me any attention. I don’t think she’s quite right in the head. I’m pretty sure she’s retarded, and it just makes her that much cuter! Umm, I’m not sure if she can hear either. AKA I think she’s deaf. And maybe a little bit on the blind side too. Sometimes it looks like she has really big lips. That is, when her tongue isn’t sticking out, which is most of the time. So, if all this wasn’t enough, her owner takes her for walks on a leash. Can you imagine seeing this adorable creature getting walked down the sidewalk on a leash? How cute is that! Ok, enough talk. I would absolutely love for you to use this pic for your myspace layout or in a comment on somebody’s profile or whatever. It’s just too cute not to share with everybody in the world. All you need to do is copy the code below the picture and then plop it wherever you want the graphic to show up. Why am I even telling you this you know what to do. Peace out homes. ~tdiggs

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this incredibly cute little puppy dog myspace graphic is all yours for your cute myspace layout. take it! please. I love to see my little babes on other people’s profiles. i think this is a golden retriever. pretty sure it’s not a yellow lab. could be a mutt. either way, he’s about the most adorable little fella ever. if there was an american idol for dogs he would totally make it to hollywood. he would probably go on to the final 12. I’d vote for him. he’d be #1 on my poll! I mean, i really can’t get enough of this dude. he’s hot. he reminds me of jennifer aniston in a way. is it just me? it’s probably just me. anybody else feeling me on that one? c’mon. blur your vision a little. see? see what I’m talking about? IMO he’s one priceless myspace comment. and he’s the perfect little candidate for a cute myspace layout. Cheers! ~tdiggs and moore Mandy

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damn this flower is so pretty. for real yo. this is the prettiest myspace graphic ever. ummm maybe not the prettiest ever. or maybe so. but did you see the bird picture at the bottom of the page? uhh.. yeah, that’s just cause i’m beautiful. not the graphic. that dead bird is beautiful. everything’s beautiful at myspace. myspace is yourspace hommie. home dog. home fry. home fries. drew barrymore. bad acting. fo sho. where’s the beef? i don’t know, but when you’re down and troubled, and, like, you need a helping hand…. understuffed is there to provide you with pretty myspace graphics and a helping hand and vague references to james taylor. james taylor? who’s that? some old foggie who sings and plays the non-electric guitar. oh, one of those. yeah. one of those. i’m out. get a life mandy. get some pretty myspace layouts, tdiggs! you’re a meany-pants mandy. anybody who uses mandy is a meany-pants. word. use protection. ~tdiggs

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whatup. i’m a little white dog. i’m cute. pet me. please. scratch my belly. pick me up if you want to. Mandy? eatin’ a mochi. word. I’ve got what looks like a key on my collar. damn i’m some cute shit. put me up on your pro. i’m to little and white to resist. you know you want me. rub me. scratch me. pat me. kiss me. i might lick your face. you will smell my breath. i will say “arf” in a very gruff fashion. I’m a choad. my left eye hurts. i love you. peace out.

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i guess we don’t make a lot in this country. that’s not true we make wine. and we make… movies. yeah, we make movies… and… tv shows. we make a lot of tv shows. we made american idol. hell yeah, that makes me proud to be an american. actually even though that sounded sarcastic, i actually liked the show. like the show. i can’t wait for next season. word up. whatup. i’d like to give a shoutout to paula abdul. paula, you the shit girl. keep on with your sexy ass. mm hmm you delicious girl. you know you fine, right? hell yeah. peace out. ps. use this funny picture for your funny myspace layout. it’s free after all. later.

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i luv aka <3 this picture. thats right, i speak myspace. i'll take care of this.
yo. i'm talkin about myspace graphics. whatup. you heard me. what's that? well screw you too.
your mother is dirty. almost raunchy. i have seen her with many men in this town. many people like your mom. she is very friendly.

alright peace out dawgs. this is tdiggs comin at ya. whatup. yo yo. (>-) ( Y ) (-<)

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i took this flower picture the day after mandy and me moved to san diego. there are always flower pictures blooming in san diego. it’s badass. i thought this pic would be perfect for brightening up someones myspace profile in a comment. there are a couple of other good myspace pics down below that would be good for the same purpose. holler at me some time. t diggs at under stuffed dot and then com.

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yes, you’ve probably met this kitty before…….. I am the cutest creature you have seen all day. you know you want to pet me. I want you to pet me. ha ha ha ha…. look at me, i’m a frisky little kitty. i can’t hurt you. i’m too itty bitty. come here. you can’t resist me. pet me. love me. ooooh. I like that. look at me, i’m so tiny and cute. oooh, this is great REEEEEEHHHHH slice scratch draw blood. damn you kitty cat! (cat gets thrown across the room). You’re the devil, cat!

yeah, that’s right, you know the kitty i’m talking about. This may have even been your kitty. Ummm… by the way. I do not condone throwing kitties across the room. that’s wack. mega wack. Although I admit i’ve probably sent a cat or two on an airborne journey, i have to say, do as I say and not as I do. It’s best for kitty. And trust me (this comes from experience), if you don’t treat your kitty really nice, your poor little kitty will get mean. You don’t want your poor little kitty to get mean. Treat kitty like the regal creature that he thinks he is. or she. although we all know that no matter how regal they think they are they’re just some goofy little mammals that frequently have their tounge accidentally sticking out. And they do silly shit all the time. But they think they’re the most perfect beings to grace our existence. I suppose they are pretty cool. But come on, they could get over themselves a bit dont you think?

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I’m not saying that I love the myspace graphic. I’m saying that it’s a myspace graphic that says I love you. I don’t think it would be right to love a myspace graphic in that way, anyway. Nor would it be ok to love a myspace profile or uhh anything like that. Well, then again, who am I to say what a person should and shouldn’t love. If you want to go and love a myspace graphic, that’s fine. I find it slightly odd, but I’m pretty sure I can get past it. Unless the myspace graphic you’re loving involves an american idol winner or contestant. That’s just wrong. Unless you love Tailor Hicks that is, he’s the bomb.

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this is the same as the one above it, but without the “I love you”. By the way, I’ve started a movement to start putting the period after the quote. That’s just where it belongs. The period ends the sentence not the damned quotation mark.

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I thought this was funny. you got to tell it straight. when this van’s a rockin, be movin on!

When this van’s a rockin’, keep walking, pervert.

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This lovely flower was taken by Mandy herself. this myspace code would work perfectly to cheer somebody up. Maybe for a get well comment. This is an ocean beach, san diego, california original myspace graphic, yo. I don’t think there’s much more that needs to be said about this one.

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T: would you agree that these are some cute pups?
A: shit yeah these pups are cute. have you ever seen a cuter humping?
T: … can’t say that I have.

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This dog was chillin in the field on Ivanhoe in Baton Rouge. This dog rocks. There were some people playing croquet at the time. Damn hippies.

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Seriously, though. this dog is too cute. I need a dog this is lame. Although there’s no way in hell my apartment complex would let me have a dog. plus I want a yard if I have a dog. I sure as heck don’t have that. Peace (please.)

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I thought this dog was cute. He sat there and watched me take pictures of him for like 3 minutes. He’s the shit.

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I saw this on Perkins road in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I would truly like to meet the person who posted this gem.

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Yo whatup. This is my latest myspace code. Hope you like it. ~tdiggs