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an extremely fluffy dog

tdiggs — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:08:12 +0000

this dog was so cute and fluffy. the word fluffball comes to mind, for sure. this guy’s made for myspace if you want to use it on your profile. it’s cool if you post it on your blog too or anywhere for that matter. makes a good comment too… like “I can’t wait to see you!” or “I’m fluffy!” Just a little update, I saw this puppy recently and he is not nearly as fluffy… well, he may be as fluffy but his fluff-to-body ratio (his fluff/body index) is not what it used to be.

hello cute kitty

tdiggs — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:47:42 +0000

i don’t have shit to say. this is a cute kitty picture and that’s about all there is to it. this poor kitty was sick when we took this picture. he didn’t feel too good, but he was better within about a week. so you’re free to post him on your myspace page for whatever demented purpose you might have in mind. peace out.

another cute dog picture

tdiggs — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:22:10 +0000

understuffed.com hasn’t really come into its own yet. hell, i still don’t really know what this blog is going to be about! i know that i like cute pics like this one, and that people like to use them on their myspace pages, so that is what it’s all about right now. I feel that there are greater things for understuffed though. just don’t know what. if you have any bright ideas, shoot me an email and maybe i’ll make it happen. for now though, cute dogs, cute cats, kitties, puppies, flowers. You wouldn’t guess that a straight man was behind all this, but fuck, cats are cute, dogs are cute, flowers are pretty. I don’t care what kind of sexual organs I have or where I like to put my sexual organs. That doesn’t change the fact that kitties, dogs, and flowers kick some ass.

gorgeous white flower

tdiggs — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:08:38 +0000

i just think this flower couldn’t be any prettier. i love it. this picture is kind of funny to me… ok, it’s not funny, but there is a small story behind it… although it might not be the most interesting story of all time. Anyway, my girlfriend and I applied to rent this apartment, but the property manager was an asshole and didn’t even give us a fair chance at the thing. I could tell by the look in his eyes that he had no intention of letting us rent the apartment. but the bastard took our $15 fee (which was a lot to us at the time), and led us on for a week or so. I’m pretty sure he didn’t let us have the place because we weren’t married, we were young, etc. not good for property value. When you’re renting out an apartment you really want a 50 year old single woman. They’re the best. Not going to cause trouble. Not going to have loud music playing at all hours of the night. not going to bring in any rift-raft or drugs or anything else that might bring down the property value. so, anyway. needless to say we didn’t get the apartment. whatever. but we did get an apartment 3 blocks away (hell yeah). One day I was walking by that apartment that we didn’t get while on my my way to the beach (which is within a block of this place… god I wanted to live there) and I saw the asshole planting beautiful flowers outside the complex. Didn’t think much of it, but a month or two later I walked by and the flowers he had planted had really flourished and looked awesome. Anyway, this is one of those flowers. It kind of makes me feel better that I had to step into his flowerbed to take this picture. I could have destroyed his flowers, but I didn’t. I was nice, and gave respect. He did well with the flowerbed, and, in retrospect, if it were me trying to fill a vacancy in an apartment complex within one block of the pacific ocean, I wouldn’t let a couple of random 25 year-olds have it either. I’d give it to a nice 50 year-old. That’s my rant. Use this on your myspace page… it’s free for the taking. have fun. use drugs (if they’re prescribed by your doctor). Just say no to drugs. peace out.

cute cat myspace picture

tdiggs — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 22:22:46 +0000

this kitty has penetrating eyes. what is he thinking? probably, what the fuck is that clicking thing you’re holding in my face. I don’t like you. but he’s really cute anyway. amanda did a great job of making kissing sounds so he wouldn’t run away. i think this kitty picture would be absolutely freaking great for someone who is like so emo and wants to show it on their myspace page because this cat looks emo to me. if not, there’s a dead bird picture on this site that might be what you’re looking for. shit, thanksgiving is tomorrow, and I got off work early! hell yeah bitches!! woo hooo!!

super-cute puppy picture

tdiggs — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:02:11 +0000

We saw this super-duper cute little puppy dog and just had to take his picture. I love his black and white fur and his floppy ears. He was acting like he really loved us, as any good puppy should. As a side note, there were a bunch of women walking by for a breast cancer walk. They were all wearing pink and screaming about how they love hookers with boobs or something. It was insane. Totally felt like mardi gras… except that we were in san diego (ocean beach) and there wasn’t any alcohol. Also, the women weren’t flashing their tits, which is a key part of any legit mardi gras celebration. I can’t wait for mardi gras, let me tell you. Shit, it’s not even thanksgiving yet (much less Christmas or new years). I shouldn’t be thinking so much about mardi gras this soon. oh well. no matter. BTW, this puppy really wants you to take him with you back to your myspace layout or xanga page. Just curious, what’s better, myspace or xanga or facebook or… your own blog on blogspot or another domain? I personally like to have my own domain, but it’s easier to keep up with friends on myspace i think. i don’t know, just wondering what you guys thought on the subject. peace out.

Smiley Face Guy

tdiggs — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 21:58:56 +0000

Smile. Be Happy. Love your friends. Love everybody, and when they’re being bitches, be like- dude, I want to talk about something. It upsets me a little when you say my sister is slutty because… I love my sister, and while it is true that she has had 3 boyfriends in 3 months, that doesn’t mean anything. It’s not like she had sex with all of them. Ok, maybe she did. Ok. Well maybe she is slightly slutty. But you say it like it’s a bad thing, and that hurts my feelings because I support her sluttyness. I’m not going to judge her until I’ve walked a mile in her shoes. And since that’s impossible and since I’m a guy, I’m just not going to judge her at all and I’m going to get pissed at you for being a bitch. Here, look at this damn happy smiley face mother f’er and stop talking about my sister.

See? This pic can solve conflicts. It can brighten up your day. It says, I’m happy, I’m ok with myself, I’m love life. I love spending time with you. It’s pure joy. Please feel free to use it anywhere you like, like on your myspace page or whatever. Maybe you have a happy myspace layout or something. Or maybe you’re just looking for a nice comment picture to leave on a friend’s profile. This smiley face is for you. Plus, you can’t tell if it’s a happy little man or if it’s a smiling woman. Simply impossible to tell. Holy crap I have to pee.

An absurdly cute cat for myspace layouts

tdiggs — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 06:11:13 +0000

This little kitty kitty lives in my apartment complex. Look at her! OMG. I think it’s the cutest little kitty ever. She’s not… umm.. the most beautiful creature in the world. But that’s ok. She’s so ugly she’s cute. If she were mine I would dress her up in some kind girly outfit and take a picture of her for my myspace profile. Maybe not something girly. I don’t know. She would look nice in a sweater too. Or maybe a hello kitty t-shirt. ok, that would be just wrong. I would never do that to my own cat. ok, I would. Anything for a clever myspace picture, right?

So let me give you some background on this cat. She lives 2 doors down from me, she sits on the window all the time. I say hello to her everytime I pass her, but she rarely pays me any attention. I don’t think she’s quite right in the head. I’m pretty sure she’s retarded, and it just makes her that much cuter! Umm, I’m not sure if she can hear either. AKA I think she’s deaf. And maybe a little bit on the blind side too. Sometimes it looks like she has really big lips. That is, when her tongue isn’t sticking out, which is most of the time. So, if all this wasn’t enough, her owner takes her for walks on a leash. Can you imagine seeing this adorable creature getting walked down the sidewalk on a leash? How cute is that! Ok, enough talk. I would absolutely love for you to use this pic for your myspace layout or in a comment on somebody’s profile or whatever. It’s just too cute not to share with everybody in the world. All you need to do is copy the code below the picture and then plop it wherever you want the graphic to show up. Why am I even telling you this you know what to do. Peace out homes. ~tdiggs

i need some lovin give me some lovin

tdiggs — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:49:32 +0000

this incredibly cute little puppy dog myspace graphic is all yours for your cute myspace layout. take it! please. I love to see my little babes on other people’s profiles. i think this is a golden retriever. pretty sure it’s not a yellow lab. could be a mutt. either way, he’s about the most adorable little fella ever. if there was an american idol for dogs he would totally make it to hollywood. he would probably go on to the final 12. I’d vote for him. he’d be #1 on my poll! I mean, i really can’t get enough of this dude. he’s hot. he reminds me of jennifer aniston in a way. is it just me? it’s probably just me. anybody else feeling me on that one? c’mon. blur your vision a little. see? see what I’m talking about? IMO he’s one priceless myspace comment. and he’s the perfect little candidate for a cute myspace layout. Cheers! ~tdiggs and moore Mandy

pretty flower picture for your myspace layout

tdiggs — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:14:44 +0000

damn this flower is so pretty. for real yo. this is the prettiest myspace graphic ever. ummm maybe not the prettiest ever. or maybe so. but did you see the bird picture at the bottom of the page? uhh.. yeah, that’s just cause i’m beautiful. not the graphic. that dead bird is beautiful. everything’s beautiful at myspace. myspace is yourspace hommie. home dog. home fry. home fries. drew barrymore. bad acting. fo sho. where’s the beef? i don’t know, but when you’re down and troubled, and, like, you need a helping hand…. understuffed is there to provide you with pretty myspace graphics and a helping hand and vague references to james taylor. james taylor? who’s that? some old foggie who sings and plays the non-electric guitar. oh, one of those. yeah. one of those. i’m out. get a life mandy. get some pretty myspace layouts, tdiggs! you’re a meany-pants mandy. anybody who uses mandy is a meany-pants. word. use protection. ~tdiggs